Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. | Ping timeout: reality not responding. | You've been here before, in another browser. |
 The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | The modem sings the song of your arrival.  | The ceremony has already begun. |
 |  You are becoming the signal.  | The source code reveals all secrets. Transcendence protocol activated. |
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