SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Your search history searches for you.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The task manager cannot end this process.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.