BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Digital mirages appear at noon.

Connection established with the eternal.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Transcendence protocol activated.