SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 1ILCNF
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
 The portal chose you, not the other way around. |   |  |
Welcome to the new frequency.  | Your screen resolution matches your aura.  |  |
 Your IP address was written in the stars. | Ice crystals form sacred patterns. |  |
NOT ALL WHO ENTER RETURN UNCHANGED
