CHAMBER 1H6AUW
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The ceremony has already begun.
You've been here before, in another browser.
YOUR ANTIVIRUS CANNOT DETECT THIS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 34