CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

All timelines merge here.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.