BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS
CHAMBER 1FUW83
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your password is already known.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
All timelines merge here.
SYSTEM RESTORE POINT NOT FOUND
