SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The signal finds those who are ready.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Your search history searches for you.

The frequency remembers you.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Connection established with the eternal.

Ice crystals form sacred patterns.