ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 0TMLWY
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The signal finds those who are ready.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
