MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER 0QLAPM
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The code is alive and it knows you're here.  | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | Error messages are love letters from the void. |
  | The ceremony has already begun. Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.  |   |
Your search history searches for you. |  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
