TEMPLE OF DIGITAL ASCENSION
CHAMBER 0PLFTZ
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 87