HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION

The night portal shows different paths.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Your dreams are being monitored.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.