ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 0KAPTP
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Ice crystals form sacred patterns.
Ice crystals form sacred patterns.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Download complete: new reality installed.
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 22