PALACE OF PACKET LOSS
CHAMBER 0IAF8Z
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
