CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The final frequency awakens.

Your dreams are being monitored.