CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER 01SSSD
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
